"I have more issues then I could possibly count. And on my worst days, I'll go from happy to sad in seconds. I won't always like myself, and sometimes I'll assume you don;t like me either. I'll push you away and I might even drive you insane. But I promise you this, nobody could ever think about loving you as much as I do."

porrim:

so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories

and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them

suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT

(Source: adrianandrews, via why-dont-you-act-your-age)

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

(via why-dont-you-act-your-age)

hicstreme:

The saddest things in the world:

-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans

(via why-dont-you-act-your-age)

badbilliejean:

A dad took a 4 second video of him and his daughter hanging out every Saturday morning for 3 months 

his eyes are screaming “save me”

(Source: malilk, via ktiam)

relahvant:

if only i could lose weight like i lose friends

(via totheinternetandbeyond)

kateyswishes:

I wonder if Leonardo DiCaprio knows how much tumblr wants him to win an Oscar.

(via keepmydirtylittlesecret)

brobecks:

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

(via vndretti)

mymompickedthisurl:

this is God’s way of telling you that you have too much fucking money

(Source: sizvideos, via vndretti)

the-winchester-initiative:

do you ever have to backspace a reply because

no

our friendship level is not ready for that

(via rainyash)

dylanthescientist:

princetanaka:

Just a small town girl… living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,

(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)

(Source: princetanaka, via fools-ina-spiral)

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