"I have more issues then I could possibly count. And on my worst days, I'll go from happy to sad in seconds. I won't always like myself, and sometimes I'll assume you don;t like me either. I'll push you away and I might even drive you insane. But I promise you this, nobody could ever think about loving you as much as I do."
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
if someone says they dont want to be touched
- dont touch them
- dont fucking touch them
- actually dont touch them
- dont continue to fucking touch them after they make it clear they are uncomfortable
- THIS ISNT FUCKING HARD DONT FUCKING TOUCH THEM
| me: | oh man my show is on i'm so excited to sit down and watch television for an hour |
| mom: | turns on every sink in the house grinds coffee beans for five minutes reorganizes every pan in the cupboard starts a rock band |
‘get back in the kitchen’
sure
be sexist and send me back to a room full of sharp things, poisons, cleaning agents and food I can hide all that shit in
I’ll go back in the kitchen
but you’re leaving the house in a bodybag
And the award for best response to “get back in the kitchen” goes to this post.
(via hipsters-eat-my-shit)
i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog
(via forevershinie)
